does it rain in sahara?

i have been very busy lately. busy with work... next week is Christmas. i havent got myself a new blouse/dress.... pity me
like one other, may be i'll just wear the t-shirt that i am going to collect from her tomorrow and pair it with a jean or kain sarung... he he he...

it is raining since this morning.... let's enjoy some of ah beng jokes....:)

(Act 1)

> Ah Beng calls the telephone operator:
> Ah Beng: "Could you please tell me the time
> difference between
> Singapore and New York?"
> Operator: "Just a minute..."
> Ah Beng: "Thank you."
> Ah Beng got his answer and cut off the line.

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> (Act 2)

> At a bar in New York, the man sat next to Ah Beng
> told the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
> and his companion said, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE."
> The bartender turned to Ah Beng and asked, "AND YOU,
> SIR?"
> Ah Beng replied: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED."

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> (Act 3)

> After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working
> on for quite sometime, Ah Beng proudly shows off the
> finished puzzle to a friend.
> "It took me only 5 MONTHS to do it," Ah Beng said.
> "FIVE MONTHS? Why did you take so long." the friend
> asked.
> Ah Beng replied, "No, it is not long at all, look at
> the box, it says it is for 4 to 7 years".

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> (Act 4)

> Ah Beng took part in the Singapore Manhunt
> Competition. During the Q&A segment, the host asks,
> "Name a drink that begins with the letter 'G'."
> The crowd shouts, "Gin! Gin!". Others exclaim, "No,
> its Grape Juice!"
> Another smart aleck yells, "Alamak, Gatorade!"
> Host : "Quiet please."
> Ah Beng laughs hysterically like a hyena before
> replying, "C'mon man, I don't need their help? I got
> more original answer. My answer is "Gu ni!" (milk in
> Hokkien)

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> (Act 5)
>
> Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using
> it when he encountered some problems. After a few
> attempts, he decided to use the 'Help' command. Soon
> after, he became very irritated and called the
> computer shop for support..
> Ah Beng : "I pressed the 'F1' key for help... but
> it's been over half an hour & still nobody has come
> to help me...."

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> (Act 6)

> In the class.
> Teacher: "Class, do you know the meaning of
> parents?"
> Ah Beng: "Yes, teacher, it means father and mother"
> Teacher: "Good. Can you give me an example?"
> Ah Beng: "Sure. Cowboy's parents means cowboy's
> father and
> mother. Also can say Cowboy's father is Cow Pay and
> Cowboy's mother is Cow Boo.
> So if they walk together, we can say they are 'Cow
> Pay
> Cow Boo'".

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> (Act 7)

> Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The
> doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and
> he answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone
> ring lor- but instead of picking up the phone, I
> accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my
> ear. So Kena lor!"
> "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But,
> what happened to the other ear?"
> Ah Beng: "That stupid fellow called back again loh!"

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> (Act 8)

> Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
> Because according to the advertisement, below 18 is
> not allowed to go in...