Thursday, December 18, 2008

does it rain in sahara?

i have been very busy lately. busy with work... next week is Christmas. i havent got myself a new blouse/dress.... pity me
like one other, may be i'll just wear the t-shirt that i am going to collect from her tomorrow and pair it with a jean or kain sarung... he he he...

it is raining since this morning.... let's enjoy some of ah beng jokes....:)

(Act 1)

> Ah Beng calls the telephone operator:
> Ah Beng: "Could you please tell me the time
> difference between
> Singapore and New York?"
> Operator: "Just a minute..."
> Ah Beng: "Thank you."
> Ah Beng got his answer and cut off the line.

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> (Act 2)

> At a bar in New York, the man sat next to Ah Beng
> told the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
> and his companion said, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE."
> The bartender turned to Ah Beng and asked, "AND YOU,
> SIR?"
> Ah Beng replied: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED."

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> (Act 3)

> After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working
> on for quite sometime, Ah Beng proudly shows off the
> finished puzzle to a friend.
> "It took me only 5 MONTHS to do it," Ah Beng said.
> "FIVE MONTHS? Why did you take so long." the friend
> asked.
> Ah Beng replied, "No, it is not long at all, look at
> the box, it says it is for 4 to 7 years".

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> (Act 4)

> Ah Beng took part in the Singapore Manhunt
> Competition. During the Q&A segment, the host asks,
> "Name a drink that begins with the letter 'G'."
> The crowd shouts, "Gin! Gin!". Others exclaim, "No,
> its Grape Juice!"
> Another smart aleck yells, "Alamak, Gatorade!"
> Host : "Quiet please."
> Ah Beng laughs hysterically like a hyena before
> replying, "C'mon man, I don't need their help? I got
> more original answer. My answer is "Gu ni!" (milk in
> Hokkien)

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> (Act 5)
>
> Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using
> it when he encountered some problems. After a few
> attempts, he decided to use the 'Help' command. Soon
> after, he became very irritated and called the
> computer shop for support..
> Ah Beng : "I pressed the 'F1' key for help... but
> it's been over half an hour & still nobody has come
> to help me...."

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> (Act 6)

> In the class.
> Teacher: "Class, do you know the meaning of
> parents?"
> Ah Beng: "Yes, teacher, it means father and mother"
> Teacher: "Good. Can you give me an example?"
> Ah Beng: "Sure. Cowboy's parents means cowboy's
> father and
> mother. Also can say Cowboy's father is Cow Pay and
> Cowboy's mother is Cow Boo.
> So if they walk together, we can say they are 'Cow
> Pay
> Cow Boo'".

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> (Act 7)

> Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The
> doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and
> he answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone
> ring lor- but instead of picking up the phone, I
> accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my
> ear. So Kena lor!"
> "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But,
> what happened to the other ear?"
> Ah Beng: "That stupid fellow called back again loh!"

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> (Act 8)

> Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
> Because according to the advertisement, below 18 is
> not allowed to go in...

4 comments:

Willie said...

Hahahaha lawak berabis! I received this joke in my email a few years back. Thanks for refreshing me. This joke is still funny.

One Other ... said...

Oh tedah lawak Ah Beng... Hahaha.
Pakai jak tshirt ya Mama, sama2 kita menghidupkan suasana DontCare! hehehe

Hamidah Mohamad said...

Haha..funny stuff for a change.Thanks.

ducknezz said...

Memang lawak giler. Hehe nice2

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