Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Joke on Flood.... (kita senyum sekejap)

A man was sitting on his front porch when it started to rain. The rain came down harder and harder and the man realized that it was a flood. So the flood waters were rising and when the water started to spill over the porch, a man in a rowboat comes by. And the man in the rowboat says, "Need any help?"

But the man said, "Nope, the Lord'll take care of me!" A few hours later, the man was standing on a chair on his front porch and another rowboat comes by.

And the man inside yells, "Need any help?"

But the man smiles and says, "Nope, the Lord'll take care of me!"

A few hours later, the man is on his roof and a helicopter comes by and the pilot inside yells, "Need any help?!"

But the man just says, "Nope! The Lord'll take care of me!"

A few hours later, the flood gets to be too much for the man and he drowns. When he enters Heaven, he asks the Lord, "Lord, why didn't you take care of me?"

The Lord says, "Well, I sent you two rowboats and a helicopter!"

10 comments:

Hamidah Mohamad said...

So what's your take on the moral of the story? haha..(kita pun senyum juga.)

mama belian n cengal said...

kak midah,
dalam situasi begini, kena rebut mana2 peluang yg dtg dulu ....kan?

Willie said...

Haha..he surely has the wrong perception of God's help. Kesian

Rudy said...

haha, lawak ya mama..

GregChai said...

look on the bright side, he's been accepted in heaven hehe.

Audio said...

Ekekeke... ya nang bebal menaa laa ya ekeke.. lelah2 jak god sent help ehehe..

khairul onggon said...

haha.. patutnya grab peluang yg god berik mula2 tadik hahaha..

cdason said...

hahaha.. nice one..

One Other ... said...

Muahahaha! Jaik! Jaik! Kesian org tua ya! Ya lah ya, when the Lord sends a message or a messenger, listen really really carefully...

RockGod said...

huh?

National Geographic POD