boss: u're applying for leave?
me: yes. 2 days. thurs and friday
boss: u cant. i'm going to singapore for some matters. need u to look after the office.
me: i'm going back to kampung, sri aman with my mom.
boss: next week can?
me: nope.. now is school holidays. half day on friday can?
boss: ok lah. resubmit ur application.
duh.... kacau program!!
me: hey... merdeka lah u all, boss not in the office
the rest: yeah...